nonsense february~

ringkasan JANUARY~

HELLO FEBRUARY, bye-bye JANUARY... lama nya x update blog buruk ni~.. *ambik bulu ayan* *sapu-sapu spider web*.. lama ak x buat entri baru kat blog ni.... bkan apa, #1, ak malas nk menulis panjang-panjang ni... #2, ak dh ketandusan + kegersangan idea ni~//.. (faktor usia).. almaklumanlah ak ni kn dh mncecah usia ke 20 tahun.. tp if people tnya ak umur berapa sekarang, dengan konfidennya ak akan menjawabnya dengan, 19 TAHUN... yela, i'm not officially 20 years old yet.. my new FEBRUARY azam, a new TEEQA.. called me SITI NUR.. dulu ak used to hate my name begin with SITI... sekarang, ak mmg wonder gila knapa la ak tak suka nama ak begin dgn SITI tu.. padahal, okay je... !.. comel apa.. SITI NUR ATEEQA.. muahhahahaha.. (prasan)//.. tp ak dh tukar twitter username ak dgn SITI NUR ATEEQA.. twithandle still lg teeqa_mohamad.. 

Berkenaan dengan result, paren ak everyday keep asking me, 'kakak, how your result?'..ak ngn ketar-ketar macam parkinson jawab 'tak tahu lagi la'.. *dlam ak mmg serius macam nak pecah*, yela ak ni mmg terror menipu2.. hihihi.. muka konfiden, tp dlam hati tuhan saja tahu... then, papa ak ckap, kalo ak dpat 3.5 n above result this sem, dia nk taja pernerbangan pergi UTHM 17hb ni dengan tajaan pergi n balik nnti cuti MID TERM ni... so, dgn berkobar2 nya ak bukak SMAP, buat perkiraan sendiri, sememangnya DAMN la.. paling, tnggi result ak pun 3.3 je... mmg ak kna pegi ngn BUS this time.. n ak dpat rse keimpossiblelan untuk ak naek flight sepanjang pengajian 4tahun d UTHM.. 3.0 n above xleh ke papa? ?/ knapala aku ni bodoh ngat eh?? aku selalu pikir2 kenapa orang lain senang je dpat 3.5 n above.. aku ni merangkak-rangkak mngesot-ngesot pun still x dpat 3.5... yg paming bangang n ak still tak dapat terima hakikat realiti hidup aku ini, bila result ELECTRIC CIRCUIT tula yg mmg terok bapak... dah la 3credit hour... repeat la ak mknanya... 

adik ak yg laki plak, AMEER. begin his life at HOSTEL yesterday.. ak ngn mama ak la yg kemas2 barang, sapu bilik.. punya la kotor hostel bdak laki ni.. ish3, macam-macam ad.. baju selonggok x bsuh.. boxer litang pukang.. ish3... *geleng-geleng kepala*.. adik ak tu bkan yg tahu apa, makan nasi pun x penah basuh pinggan sndiri, iron baju sndri mmg jauh panggang dari api la.. senang-senang, dia tu bkan seorng independent boy.. last-last dpat SEKOLAH MENENGAH SAINS FARIS PETRA, KOTA BHARU , KELANTAN. nasib baik dpat dekat je ngn rumah aku.. and paling dekat dengan umah nenek ak... mama ak punya la runsing, sebab adik ak ni jenis skema-skema skit.. paling mama ak runsing takut dia kena buli.. tp, adik ak mmg bapak gila beruntung pabila, papa ak knal pengetua, PKP, PKHEM skulah tu, wrden dia pun papa ak knal.. so, adik ak mntak nk sebilik dgn kwan dia, mmg senang-senang la dapat.. locker adik ak rosak, dengan urgentnya dpat baru... mmg beruntung gila bapak la.. ak, *tringat zaman dlu*, dh la sorang-sorang, locker buruk semua buruk... nasib badan.. bila keberangkatan adik ak ke asrama, aku plak ke UTHM 17hb ni, tnggal la papa, mama n adik perempuan aku je.. hahahah.. papa ak asyik3 tease ak je, nanti dh tnggal 3 orang, hari-hari makan kfc, esok makan mcd, lusa pizza... hahahaah... saja nk usik3... ~

cuti sebulan ak yang tak produktif mmg ak x gunakan dengan sebaiknya... ak cuma duk rumah, on9.. tv pun ak jarang tengok.. aku ni bkannya yg jenis layan cerita-cerita bersiri ni.. boring~.. kalu cerita habis trus tu ada hati la nk tgk.. paling truk pun ak layan korea, n japan je kalo bersiri.. tu pun last2 ak cari yg download.. yela, ak x suka tgk sekerat2... kalo nk tgk, biar abis trus.. mcm GLEE, DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE, vampires diaries, n so on ak tgk gak.. tp kalo termiss pun mcm x kesah sngt.. hahaha.. kalo sempat ak tgk ah~..

 paling teruk, mama papa ak x suka tgk tv ngn ak, sebab aku ni #1, ak bkan tgk cerita, aku bkak MTV or HITZ. ak tgk video clip lagu2.. tu ja keja ak.. 2#, ak bkan stay tgk satu channel je.. tgh syokk2 layan crita, ak tukar channel laen.. ahahah... paling syokk duk umah, makan free.. duit jimat, perut kenyang... !~~.. makn plak mmg kena dengan jiwa n perasaan.. huh..n dlam cuti ni jga la ak kna pujian melambung-lambung~>. wahhh!!.*mata bersinar-sinar* 

ak rsa ni je nonsense ak tu hari ini.. selalunya ak mngarut dlam twitter je.. huh~..

azam SEMESTER DUA, cari CRUSH baru.. opsss~>.. muhahhahaha... 

malam ni, nk kena tidur umah nenek ak pabila moyang tiri ak mninggal semalam.. innalillah.. ALFATIHAH~..

aku dh terobses dengan dua ni sekarang ni~~~

#1...

#2..

doraemon~

3 version ending of DORAEMON...

Okay~ kalo tak kenal detective conan, DORAEMON knal? Ala, yg kucing wrna biru, yg bleh kluor macam2 dlam poket die tuh... kwan die tuh nobita.. yg slalu dpat 0 marks masa preksa tuh... kalo tak knal gak, mmg ko x penah KANAK-KANAK la~...huh~

Okay~

Synopsis (1)

-Doraemon tak berfungsi gara-gara kehabisan bateri. Justeru (*ceh, justeru*).. nobita diberi dua pilihan, pertama- ganti bateri Doraemon dengan yang baru. Tapi kaedah ini dapat memadamkan ingatan doraemon. Kedua- Nobita kena tunggu ketibaan juruteknik robot berkemahiran tinggi untuk membaiki doraemon. Malangnya Dorami(adik doraemon) tak dapat nak hulurkan bantuan kerana membaiki doraemon kerana larangan penjelajahan masa yang baru berkuat kuasa. Maka Nobita pun belajar bersungguh-sungguh sehingga bergelar profesor dalam bidang robotik lantas membaik pulih Doraemon dengan tangan sendiri..

*HURAIAN*

- Penamat paling profilik diilhamkan oleh peminat bernama NABUO SATO.

- Daujinshi citer diilhamkan oleh TAJIMA T.YASUE pada tahun 2005 & terjual sebanyak 13 ribu naskhah sebelum penerbiatannya dihalang oleh SHOGAKUKON.

- TAJIMA T.YASUE memohon maaf & bayar sejumlah pampasan kepada SHOGUKUKON pada tahun 2007 sebagai jalan penyelesaian.

SYNOPSIS 2

-   Doraemon terpaksa balik ke masa depan. Walaupun sukar menerima kenyataan Nobita akhinya terpksa akur dengan keputusan doraemon setelah dinasihati oleh ibubapanya. Selepas bersiar-siar bersama ditaman, buat kali terakhir dieorng berpisah. Pastu nobita berdepan dengan Giant lanats bertarung habis-habisan. Dia berusaha gapai kemenangan kerana tak mau doraemon risau. Kerana kedegilannya, Giant terpaksa mengalah. Doraemon temui nobita pengsan dengan mulut berdarah lantas mmbwanya pulang. Selepsas duduk seketika di sisi Nobita yang sedang lena, doraemon pulang ke masa hadapan, di penhujung cerita, doraemon kembali ke sisi nobita &rakan2 akibat posyn LIES 800 (menukarkan segala pembohongan jadi kenyataan) diminum oleh Nobita..

*HURAIAN*

- diterbitkan dalam majalah SHOUGAKU 4-NENSEI edisi mac 1973.

-pada asalnya penamat dirancang sebangai penutup rasmi siri DORAEMON lantaran rating tv rendah selain FUJIO F. FUJIKO & FUJIO A.FUJIKO sibuk dengan tugas lain.

-tapi rancangan ini dibatalkan sebab dieorang berdua (mangaka) ubah fikiran & bercadang nak teruskan siri ‘DORAEMON’.

- Versi ini diterjemahkan ke bentuk anime pada 1981 bertajuk DORAEMON COMES BACK.

SYNOPSIS 3

-   Sebenarnya Nobita alami masalah mental. Segala yang berlaku dalam hidupnya bersama doraemon & rakan2 hanyalah delusi. Hakikatnya, Nobita terlantar sakit selama ini & bakal menemui ajal tidak lama lagi. Justeru, dia mula berfantasi untuk meredakan kesakitan & tekanan yang dialami

*HURAIAN*

- Kesudahan paling pesimitic dan penuh kontroversi.

-penamat ini diprotes oleh para peminat yang berkumpul di luar ibu pejabat SHOGAKUKAN.

-akibat desakan peminat, pihak penerbit terpaksa menafikan kewujudan nya (kononya semua ni khabar angin semata-mata) untuk menjernihkan suasana

detective conan~

Conan edugawa vs shinichi kudo~

Kontroversi tak tajuk ak? Hahhaha... saje je.. sbnarnya ak nk bgtahu sape yg thu conan edugawa tu sbnarnya shinichi kudo~... knal tak conan edugawa? Ala,,, cter detective conan tuh~... kalo korang x thu,x thu la.. mama ak pun thu~..

Okay~

Selain dia sndiri tahu, and profesor AGASA,(profesor yg bagi alat2 kat conan tuh).. trut mnngetahui adlah;

1)    1)  AKEMI MIYANA

      -kakak SHIHO MIYANA & bekas kekasih SHUICHI AKAI. Mati ditembak       GIN.

   2)YUSAKO & YUKIKO KUDO

      - ibu bapa SHINICHI KUDO

   3)HEIJI HATTORI

      - anak HEIZOU HATTORI – ketua Jabatan Polis Osaka

    4)SHIHO MIYANO @ AI HAIBARA

      -pencipta racun APTX 4869

    5)VERMOUTH

       - ahli Black Organization & bekas rakan YUKIKO KUDO

    6)EISUKE HONDOU

       - adik HIDEMI HONDOU, ejen CIA yang menyamar sebagai ahli Black Organization bergelar KIR.

  7)KAITOU KID

    - protagonis siri manga ‘MAGIC KAITOU’ yang buat kemunculan dalam siri DETECTIVE CONAN

  8) HIROKI SAWADA

    - genius mati dibunuh pada usia 10 tahun dalam filem ‘The Phantom of Baker Street’. Pencipta software DNA tracker.

  9) LUPIN III & rakan2/..

    - teraju utama siri LUPIN III ni dapat tahu semasa conan edogawa mengembara ke negara Vespadia dalam filem LUPIN III vs DETECTIVE CONAN.

  10) IRISH

- ahli Black Organization. Mati ditembak Chianti.

Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

11) wear your roommates clothing and when they ask you is that my (Shirt, shoes, hat, ect.) Say no and run into the next room, scream and change your clothes. When you come back out say “It was dirty.”

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He/she just didn't belong." 

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if they know how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!" 

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 

1) Talk back to your HONEY STAR. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

How To Annoy People On An Airplane

1. Act like a movie star. 

2. Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna. (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie star in question.) 

3. Ask the guy next to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only). 

4. Ask the person next to you, "Are you in the Witness Protection program too?"   

5. Bring a microphone 

6. Bring your computer keyboard without a monitor. Place it on your lap. Stare into the palm of your hand. Wait. Push the return key a few times. Yell out "Yes! Alright! I told them I didn't need a laptop!" Plug the headphones into your nostril and play Doom. 

7. Call the stewardess "nurse".  

8. Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Home Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea. 

9. Disco dance in the aisle. 

10. Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face.

11. During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone. 

12. Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die. 

13. Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it. 

14. Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang.

 15. Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed. 

16. Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice "Why do the call it the COCKpit?" then snort as if it's the funniest thing in the world. 

17. If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off. 

18. Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!" 

19. Lead a revolt against the first class passengers.

 20. Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, and mingle with a first class guy as if you were long-lost friends. 

21. No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni. 

22. Pick your nose and pat the person next to you. 

23. Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes. 

24. Pretend you're flying the plane.

weird PHOBIAS~

• Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
• Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
• Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
• Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
• Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
• Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
• Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
• Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
• Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
• Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
• Bibliophobia- Fear of books
• Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman
• Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
• Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
• Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
• Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
• Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
• Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
• Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
• Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
• Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
• Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
• Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
• Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
• Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
• Linonophobia- Fear of string.
• Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
• Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
• Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
• Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
• Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
• Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
• Pedophobia- Fear of children.
• Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
• Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
• Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
• Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
• Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
• Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
• Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.

lawak gler!.....

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: 

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. 

Your daughter, Judith 

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

just a short sayings~!

I am, a daughter, a sister, a grand-daughter, a niece, a cousin and a friend. A partner and a student. A young girl and a grown woman. I am confident and scared, terrified and excited. I am loving and caring and thoughtful and hopeful. I am sick and tired. I am shy and friendly and careful and careless. I am broken and whole. I am misunderstood, miguided and mislead. I am hardworking and determined, but a little scared on the inside. I wish on stars and dream my dreams. I pray to God and cry my tears. I smile on the ouside while im hurting on the inside. I listen to others who wont listen to me. I walk on eggshells and i walk on fire. I believe in passion and true love. I am everything and nothing all at once.

alolo~ eunhyuk!! thank you!! (haahha *prasan*)

i'm happy when =

 

1. Falling in love. 
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 
3. A hot shower. 
4. No lines at the supermarket. 
5. A special glance. 
6. Getting mail. 
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 
8. Hearing your favourite song on the radio. 
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 
11. Chocolate milkshake ... (or vanilla ... or strawberry!) 
12. A bubble bath. 
13. Giggling. 
14. A good conversation. 
15. The beach
16. Finding a rm50 note in your jeans pocket from last week. 
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Eye contact with a hot member of the opposite sex.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 
20. Running through sprinklers. 
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful/good looking. 
23. Laughing at an inside joke. 
24. Friends. 
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 
27. having good result in FINAL exam. 
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones. 
29. Playing with a new pet. 
30. Having someone play with your hair. 
31. Sweet dreams. 
32. Hot chocolate. 
33. Road trips with friends. 
34. Swinging on swings. 
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger. 
36. Making chocolate chip cookies (and eating them...!). 
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies. 
38. Holding hands with someone you care about. 
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change. 
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much-desired present from you. 
41. Watching the sunrise. 
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day. 
43. Knowing that somebody misses you. 
44. back home and meet families. 
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.