entri new year

hepy new years guys!... ni entri mrapu mrmpai ak pd 11.36am.. 1 jan 2012.. i'm 20 NOW!...n  i care much.... !..smlam ak penah nyatakan kt kwan2 ak yg thun 2012 ni, ak nk kapel LAGI.setlah a few years single!. apakah?? hahaha.. acah2 je..sbb kan dh umur 20... okay, at first, ak xleh mnerima hakikat sbnarnya yg ak dh 20 thun ni... byangkan dh 2 dekad ak hdup.... n prangai ak msih mcm ni... n maybe sstgah anggap ak ni x mature... BUT, it;s me.... i just being myself... everyone can't change me eventhough you are my papa n mama, my siblings or even my LOVER... sbnarnya thun ak nk sngat countdown brmai2.. but, ap yg ak nk mmg brlwann.. coz, mnyambut nya dgn biase... ! smbil melwak n msing2 blur!.tp bler ak bngun tido td (bru bngun!! arghhh), mcm trdetik d hati ak nk cbe brubah dri ak yg dulu mnjd lbih kdewassan... okay, may i review wat i have done in 2011.. 

awal thun 2011, (january, february, march)

- ak still lg dkat matric.... maybe sem 2...  don;t care much about myself... just enjoy... 

april, may, jun, july,august

- mse ni ak kat umah... cuti tnggu msuk u.. msa ni keje mmperabiskan duit papa n mama ak je... hari2 kluar jlan... (sory papa n mama for make ur stress with me!). hahha.. smbil tnggu result upu... prsaan nk msuk U tu ak pkir amatla tipis.... last2 dpat UTHM...

september until december

- kat UTHM<....began my new life... new friend.. n everything new... but i'm not new... i'm still teeqa that from early teeqa~ always enjoy.... BOROS... don;t care much about study.... don;t about every action dat i have take... (the truth, until now, i didn;t know what i want to be in my FUTURE)...but my interest is more to computer but I LOVE FASHION... fashion make me crazy...  my papa said that, maybe FASHION can be my another outcome, such as when i have become what i have to be (dh keje), ak bleh bkak BOUTIQUE.... ak penah suarakan ni kpda mama ak... tp, mama ak ckap, nk bukak bleh, tp, ak ni bkan nya duk dkat2... lpas ak kne blik U, sape yg uruskan butik tu... nk kne ambik barang KL... ulang alik sne.. xkan mama ak nk pegi sorang2,, kne la pegi dgn papa ak.... papa ak keje... bnyak contrastnya... dripda advantage... 

okay, brbalik kpasa tjuk asal, entri new year!>..  sperti thun2 sblumnya, ak x penah ad AZAM (wtf) (*muka troling*) sbb ak thu, kalo ak brazam pun, ak penah nk penuhi azam2 ak tu... sbb pmikiran ak smmgnya se simple2 orng.... kalo ak marah, ak just marah kejap.. kalo ak sdih, ak just sdih kjap... ak pun x penah pham dgn diri ak sbnr!,... apatah lagi orng laen... 

skrng ni ak d alam STUDY WEEK>.... life cycle ak smmgnya brubah.... sngt2 brubah.... ak kluor mlam, pgi bru balik.... so, wktu tido ak adlah pgi... n PETANG... ak klour pegi lib. blik kwan ak.... tp, outcome die ak rse bcaan ak msih kurang!>.. n ak dpat rsekan ak ni sdang STRESS>.. tp ak x thu prasaan ak.... ak nk balik rumah sngt2..... sngt2....... hari2 kol mama, papa ak.... ak rse lama gile ak x blik rumah.... n ak perlu dpatkan nsihat paren ak.... wlaupun sgala nasihat paren ak slama ni, ak buat2 x dgr mcm ak wat2 tgk tv ke... wat tido ke (trok gler prangai ak) tp ak serapkan dlam aty la!.  

my be luaran ak nmpak mcm x care! n people can do everything and said evrthing to me..... n mmg prangai ak mmg mcm tu .. tp x la smpai orng bleh kata ak smpai lebam2! kata ak trok2... ak still human being n ak ad prasaan 'trasa' tu... n ak x sker orng usik ak pnyer privacy!...... 

dri segi kwan2... ak mmg okay je kwan ngn sape2///... tp ak agk mmlih kwan... sape2 yg buat2 x thu tu, ak x sker la kwan.... hahhahaaa.... 

prngai ak agk HIPOKRIT sbnannya.... ak bleh ckap ak tak, sbnarnya YA.... ! 

p/s = mnunggu crush ak add ak lam FACEBOOK.. brjanggut la ak tnggu NYER!..... GRADE dlu ak....

entri SHITTING!

JENIS – JENIS TAHI

PERINGTAN!!! Kpada sesiapa yg tdak than, so hntikan pembacaan n also sesiapa yg sedang makan,... STOP dulu jap.. sbb entri ak kali ni agk KOTOR... but useful.. (*prasan*)

Hadirin hadirat sekalian (rupa yb),

Pd kali ni.. ak ingt mngelaskan mngenai jenis tahi-tahi.

Okay!... brpndukan gambar ni n dripada Bristol stool chart,

Type 1 – mnunnjukkan anda mmpunyai msalah SEMBELIT yg    truk... tahi mcm tahi kambing... n msti x mkan mkann berkuah n dh lame x berak... kan2??

Type 2 – tahi jnis ni jga dklasifikasikan sbgai agk SEMBELIT gak... krana still lg ad keras2 nya.. ha3.. tp dikira sbgai smbelit tahap ringan... ke ‘arah’ kesembelitan

Type 3 – tahi mcm ni agk cantik tp still lg x bgus... mcm ad kekerasan nya skit... mnumkan air lbih skit yer!

Type 4 – ya!... ini la tahi yg slama ini d cari2... tahi yg smpurna tahap kekerasannya n kelembutan nya.... tahi yg BAGUS.. atau lbih dknali sbngai tahi bntuk PISANG... gud job!

Type 5 – ni tahi putus2 nama nya.. ha3... kearah kecairan skit.

Type 6 – tahi ni agk trabur... ha3... tahap kehancuran.. tahi ni mgkin mngalami masalah kekeliruan identiti yg ketara apabila x thu ingt mnjadi solid or liquid... mnunjukkan kan anda brada dlam zon bhaya iaitu zon ingt ke arah CIRIT BIRIT..

Type 7 – zon DANGER n BERBAHAYA... kerana tlah mmsuki alam cirit birit... mngkin trslah makn or what.. tp cpat2 la beli n makan ubat pil chit kit tea aun.... (betol idok ak eja) lantak ah

Berakhir la entri kotor ak ni!.. gumbira... akibat line ternet kt kolej kediaman kureng skit.. ak xleh nk mnulis entri ak ni.. sbnarnya enti psal POOPS ni dh lamer dlam kpala otak ak... n smpai trmmpi2 dh pom.. huh!

EDISI CELAHAN!

eunhyuk!

                 

 siwon n donghae...

dua gmbr terakhir xde kna mngena ngn tahi yg ak smpaikan d ats!

nk skema skit...

just a LINE

there comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but HAPPY.!!!

Tanda korang sedang kontrol ayu!

• ·         Berjlan mcm gdis jepun pkai kimono.... kita dh 10 lngkah korang bru 1 langkah...

·         Mse tgh2 sronok lepak2, tetiba nmpak laki hnsem,.... tetiba je trnmpak budak kecik brlari, buat2 tunjuk sifat keibuan dgn mnegur bdak2 tu ‘jgan berlari, nnti jatuh!’ pdhal adik kt umah die sepak trajang je!

·         Nk gelak tutup mulut spya nmpak sopan.. sdngkan ngn kita ktwa bapak la mcm pontianak bru blik shoppim.,.....

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• ·         G kdai mamak or mkan bler nmpak laki hnsem or mse ngn dating, tngan duk sibuk kacau air ngn straw pdhal mnum air KOSONG je..

• ·         Ckap ngn pkwe kmain slow... mcm kentut lam kain.. pdhal ngn kwan suara die mcm siren KERETA API... kalo ckap lam perhimpunan, x yah gner mcrophone....or kalo mngumpat, 1 kmpung dgr....

love them

The best besties of LIFE

Syok dpat post entri2 ni... yela.. ssah skrng nk on9 n mnaip entri2 ni... sibuk la katakan... yela.. akhir2 sem ni, bnyak plak assigment kne siapkan... n dh rse awkward la plak nk mnaip entri  sbb terbiase (blagak!) tlis SKEMA>. Yela mnaip report... coding (prsan)... keje x pnah2 siap pom...ha3.. today, nk crita sal BFF (bestfriend forever)

·        Kaunter aduan!

Mreka boleh dluahkan prasan oleh anda pd bila2 msa anda mhu... ktika dluahkan msa tgh mlam pon mereka still lg mndah tliga mreka n still lagi mbebel mngenai msalah kita!..... wlaupun otak sparuh x brfungsi, mta half open! merka still lgi mndgar!...

·        burng hantu...

still cergas n segar for chatting or talk to me although credit habis or gangang tel pnas berasap nk mletup sbb lama n until midnight but! still have something to talk about!

·        Peti kselamatan

Simpan rhsia smpai kreta kebal bom pun x dpat.... n ak mmg bleh percaya 150% kat beliau!.... wlaupun bergaduh smpai terkucil, rahsia ttap d simpan dgn slamatnya!

·        Tukang Kepoh

Bkan kepoh ap, cme  kepoh sal etc; bila hari jdi mnjelang tba, mereka la orng yg kepoh nk celebrate besday mlebihi tuan milik besday nya... n snggup mnjdi orng penting dlam activity mrancang ni... n mnjdi orng FISRT mngewish birthday kwannya!

·        Informasi terkini

Kwan sjati yg best adlah, kwan slalu mnceritakn activiti trbaru n trupdate skali yg mreka thu.. cntohnya sal cerita snsasi trkini sal artis, bdak2 klas, awek @ balak yg bru pndah msuk.... msti rse d hargai kan?

·        Pengkritik hebat

Mmg layak jd Juri THE VOICE ke gnti 

(adam levine a.k.a pakwe ak) or cristina aguilera ke... die bleh tnpa sgan silu mnkritik fesyn yg kita pkai x ssuai ngn diri kita... n yg penting tguran dia adlah mmbina n x penah trdetik d hati nk TERASA dgn ap yg d KRITIK

·        Jadi Diri Sendiri

Bler brsma2 mereka n kita bleh jd diri sndiri tnpa perlu jd orng laen... wlau tgh pokai duit PTPTN habis pegi shoppim,wlaupun kita kutuk orng yg die mnat ke.. mereka ttap still nk kwan dgn kta! ‘BE YOURSELF EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY TAKEN”/.... so??

CARI LA KAWAN YG SJATI KAYU JATI... sbb mreka yg akan mmbhagiakan kita... ak, wlaupun ak syang FAMILY ak, tp ak ttap perlukan MEMBER>... n member tu la KWAN SEJATI ak...!....